Showing posts tagged with “chronicles of a drunken bastard”

You mean to tell me my mom could’ve been okay all this time?
Seriously…this guy used to be better than this. I didnt have the heart to reply :/

You mean to tell me my mom could’ve been okay all this time?

Seriously…this guy used to be better than this. I didnt have the heart to reply :/

I dont care. It had its good run, now it’s spreading like a bad cancer. Damn thing needs to die already

I dont care. It had its good run, now it’s spreading like a bad cancer. Damn thing needs to die already

And I survived the term too.

And I survived the term too.

The other day I went into a Starbucks and the lady at the other end asked me if I wanted a medium or large drink. I found it funny and sad that I stopped for a second to over-think my answer to this. this would’ve been such a normal thing to say some ten years ago, when the whole “Grande or Venti” lingo from Starbucks wasn’t, for a lack of a better term, mainstream.

The other day I went into a Starbucks and the lady at the other end asked me if I wanted a medium or large drink. I found it funny and sad that I stopped for a second to over-think my answer to this. this would’ve been such a normal thing to say some ten years ago, when the whole “Grande or Venti” lingo from Starbucks wasn’t, for a lack of a better term, mainstream.

I’m usually pretty good at keeping things to myself. Other times this happens. When I fail, I fail gloriously.
BTW, the awesome font was made by Starchy Sketches, cause my hand writing is horrible beyond belief and hers isnt

I’m usually pretty good at keeping things to myself. Other times this happens. When I fail, I fail gloriously.

BTW, the awesome font was made by Starchy Sketches, cause my hand writing is horrible beyond belief and hers isnt

I like to find humor on my life’s failures, and I want to share that with other people, so we can laugh about me together.

I like to find humor on my life’s failures, and I want to share that with other people, so we can laugh about me together.

So glad I brought those douchebag mirror aviator sunglasses. They come in handy for so many jokes.

So glad I brought those douchebag mirror aviator sunglasses. They come in handy for so many jokes.

I really should try to chance this horrible habit.

I really should try to chance this horrible habit.

30 day drawing challenge
day 4: Favorite place
That shitty bar. Good times. Bad times. Hard times.
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at a bar.”— George Carlin
 

30 day drawing challenge

day 4: Favorite place

That shitty bar. Good times. Bad times. Hard times.

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at a bar.”
— George Carlin
 
30 Day Drawing ChallengeDay One: Yourself
Sure, why not, lets give it a shot, is not like I’m gonna spend 3 hours on each one anyway right? right??

30 Day Drawing Challenge
Day One: Yourself

Sure, why not, lets give it a shot, is not like I’m gonna spend 3 hours on each one anyway right? right??

The device has been invented. (See previews comic strip. A sequel?! WHAAAAAAAA—-!?)

The device has been invented. (See previews comic strip. A sequel?! WHAAAAAAAA—-!?)

I didnt make up the quotes, the internet made them for me. Spelling and everything.

I didnt make up the quotes, the internet made them for me. Spelling and everything.

EDIT: Re-submitted, had a typo that was bothering me the whole morning. Sooorry!
For the record, this shit really happened. I should look like hell more often.

EDIT: Re-submitted, had a typo that was bothering me the whole morning. Sooorry!

For the record, this shit really happened. I should look like hell more often.

I do in fact walk around with douchey mirror-aviator sun glasses. Like a douche.

I do in fact walk around with douchey mirror-aviator sun glasses. Like a douche.