21st June, 2014

danielandrewhill asks:

I thought your Disney Princess Utensils were quality designs and well thought through too. Miserable internet fuckers. Happy weekend :)

Thanks! Yeah…The internet. I’ve read some of the reblogged comments and asks I got. They’re mostly concern with Anastasia. I’m just sitting here like 

20th June, 2014

I didn’t think that this needed to be clarified, but this whole ‘Disney as Kitchen utensils’ things was all a joke over this ongoing fad of mashing Disney characters with something else, the joke stretched for a bit too long. None of the things written in the posts are actual serious things anyone would/should say. 

I tried to piss on the internet, but the internet pissed back on me.

PS: I know Anastasia is not a Disney Princess, it’s part of the joke. Pointing out doesn’t make you special. Don’t take this personal please.

20th June, 2014

Anonymous asks:

what the heckity heck do you have against anastasia

I have no idea…what you’re talking about.

:>

20th June, 2014

All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.
Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.
-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.
*not a fact.
Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?
Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 
Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 
-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task
Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.
Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me
I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.
Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.
-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.
*not a fact.
Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?
Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 
Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 
-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task
Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.
Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me
I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.
Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.
-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.
*not a fact.
Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?
Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 
Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 
-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task
Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.
Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me
I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.
Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.
-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.
*not a fact.
Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?
Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 
Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 
-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task
Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.
Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me
I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.
Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.
-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.
*not a fact.
Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?
Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 
Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 
-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task
Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.
Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me
I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.
Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.
-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.
*not a fact.
Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?
Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 
Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 
-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task
Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.
Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me
I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.
Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.
-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.
*not a fact.
Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?
Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 
Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 
-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task
Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.
Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me
I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.
Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.
-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.
*not a fact.
Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?
Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 
Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 
-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task
Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.
Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me
I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm

All the Disney Princesses as kitchen utensils, Together at last.

Ariel as a fork because it’s a serious fish issue of forks.

-Pocahontas as a whisk. I did days of extensive research and whisks were, in fact*, invented by Native Americans known as the Red Skins.

*not a fact.

Elsa as an Ice Cream scooper - I wonder who’ll get the scoop on this?

Snow White as an apple corer - Getting to the core of the problem. 

Belle as a fancy spoon - There werent a lot of utensils in that movie, it was very hard to find reference. 

-Mulan took many hours to make, there’s very little reference out there for such arduous task

Rapunzel as a frying pan. I didnt see this one coming at all. Such obscure reference.

Anastasia as a trash can. What do you mean she’s not a disney princess? I watched the movie you cant fool me

I put a lot of heart and effort into this original project. Take my cereal effort serious. I am a serious artist. Buzzfeed and Upworthy-san should be knocking on my door any time now!

/Sarcasm

17th June, 2014

theoliverules asks:

For your kitchen princesses, rapunzel could be one of those spaghetti/noodle shredder things? I'm not sure what their called but it looks like hair to me 😂

Probably? I like that idea. Everyone is calling for a frying pan. It’s the obvious choice. I have a vague idea of what I may do with her though.